Who Would Win in a Fight Against Josh Sundquist and Me?

Author's note: The character described in this multi-part story is my creation and should not be interpreted as the actual public figure. Although most of the events are fictional, the helpful and motivating aspects of his character are real, and for that I am grateful to have received his guidance. Read this first: Who Would Win in a Fight between Josh Sundquist and Me? I followed Josh Sundquist to a bar near his residence in Clarendon. Though unsure if my south Arlington status would be accepted there, I desired his wisdom on life and love. I was diagnosed with Ewing’s during the age of invincibility, leading to the highest probability of survival. But Sundquist was diagnosed at the beginning of his genital phase. The probability of survival was lowest then, but if the boy killed the cancer, then the hormonal surge would elicit certain brain cell receptors to unlock in the shape of seahorses, which the Old Testament refers to as God’s Brain. Full of vodka and questions, I sat down with my former opponent. “I’m grateful for your time, but why bother with a cheater like me?” “I understand how the red of desire can become a black shadow that disrupts one’s moral compass. It happened to me years ago when I couldn't afford Vidal Sassoon's perfect hairspray. We just have to grow from our mistakes.” My eyes twinkled from his forgiveness. I will never cheat again unless it is in Grand Theft Auto. I asked Sundquist about love, as I’d been ...
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