The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! 2-year-old: *stares at a pregnant lady in church*Me: She has a baby in her tummy.2: *whispering* She ate it.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2017 *checks kid's backpack**finds papers from September and a liquefied banana**zips backpack and walks away*— Tiffany Neal (@tiffanyaneal) May 3, 2017 Five Little Monkeys jumping on the bedOne fell off and bumped his headMama sipped wine and said, "told ya."— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) May 1, 2017 Welcome to my home! No you're mistaken, it isn't a mess, it's just gallery-style so you can see everything we own at once. Watch your step.— Ash (@adult_mom) May 2, 2017 My son prayed that his fidget spinner would come a day early and it did so I guess we worship at the church of Prime.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 1, 2017 Nurse: *handing me a newborn* You got this?Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac 'n' cheese— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) May 2, 2017 I've never been a zoo-keeper, but I can't imagine being the mother of small children is much different.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) May 5, 2017 The ...
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