Laws of the Emergency Department

1. Your hospitalist shall order a procalcitonin to exclude any clinical presentation of infection. 2. Your neurosurgeon shall request a repeat head CT for bleed at 6 am regardless if the first one was done at 3 am or even 1 pm the day before. 3. Your patient's spouse shall always indicate the Monstrous Massive pain tolerance that he/she has. 4. All of your healthy patients with normal renal function shall be able to hold their bladder more than my mini doddle, and not give a urine sample... Read more
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