Product Review: The Nice Voice Surgical Mask

Boston, MA --  Healthcare professionals have reason to rejoice with TLC Industry's new language  transformation filter - The Nice Voice - that promises to allow medical professionals to speak their minds without fear of losing their jobs.Never let honesty get you in trouble again.The Nice Voice was created by Robin Hruska, a hospital floor nurse reprimanded last year for telling an attention seeking  20 year-old female admitted through the ER with generalized weakness - after she refused to go home and take care of herself - to put down her phone, stop being a whiny little brat and get her ass out of bed.Though it looks exactly like a surgical mask,  The Nice Voice contains hidden proprietary electronic circuitry that can sense angry, mean or cynical comments in real time and transform them into beautiful streams of poetic complements."I thought it was ridiculous that I couldn't say whatever was on my mind at work,"  said Robin, who never missed an opportunity to provide witty commentary after a patient-family-doctor tirade.Now with her Nice Voice, Robin can tell it like it is. "Even though I'm surrounded by idiots all day long, I feel true to myself saying what I'm thinking without fear of losing my job." said Robin, who's colleagues actually miss her edgy attitude, except for that one little snitch in every bunch.Robin's first post marketing test of The Nice Voice worked amazingly well.  While talking to nurses John and Brenda at a rare lunch b...
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