Dumb Consults Thread

I thought I could handle anything with fellowship, but I'm finding that the dumb consults on hematology are killing me. Intern: "Patient is here with sepsis, just got chemo 2 days ago. We want you on board. We don't have any question and he's rock stable." Attending: "How do I use a DOAC, again?" -- Sure let me uptodate that for you. Surgeon: "This patient must have a bleeding disorder! I never saw bleeding like this before." [2 hours later, arterial bleed is localized] I know... Dumb Consults Thread
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