The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Parenting: where being able to hear a pin drop is either blissful or terrifying.— The Mehsozoic Era (@TheAlexNevil) May 24, 2017 Imagine having kids and also being able to concentrate on something hahahaha— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 22, 2017 My kids throw a lot of shade for tiny people completely dependent on me for survival.— Ponies and Martinis (@PonyMartini) May 24, 2017 I feel like I don't get enough credit for all the times I only screamed at my kids in my head.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) May 22, 2017 I am "my morning was spent investigating WHO tossed underwear into the toilet" years into parenting— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) May 22, 2017 [Me after 10 minutes at the playground]Omg, we've been here for like a million years.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) May 20, 2017 Just heard 7yo yell out from the other room: "You'll never get away with this!"I'm a little scared but excited to see how this plays out.— Winey Mama (@coffeeAMwinePM) May 21, 2017 I bet the person who invented the MUTE button on your phone was a parent who worked from home.— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) May 23, 2017 ...
Source: Healthy Living - The Huffington Post - Category: Consumer Health News Source Type: news