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EmojiTexting is confusingThumbs up! Not a diss.Take it easy.I ’m agreeing! Unironically!When I sayyainstead ofyesor evenyeah You think I ' m being a dickBut I was just musing on the MatterhornIf I respond with a watering eyes laughing emojiTo something clever you ' ve saidIt annoys the f. out of you Not everything I say Is the funniest goddam thing anyoneOn earth has ever said, you sayI didn ’t mean thatSo I reply with the bland basic smile face, The one that looks like if he were an actual person he ’d be super niceI need a fresh selection of emojisOnes with facesBearing expressionsYou ' ve never seen beforeSuggesting feelingsYou don ' t even have words for8/17/23

Source: Buckeye Surgeon - August 17, 2023 Category: Surgery Authors: Jeffrey Parks MD FACS Source Type: blogs