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 Soccer Parent GlossaryIf you are on the pitch and you hear someone say “good try” it means that trying was the only redeemable aspect to whatever the f. it was you just did. You tried. Effort recognized. Congratulations. Everything else was crotch-rot terrible. If you hear “good idea” it means yeah that was a good idea I see what you were trying to do there b ut the execution was dogshit. Next time don’t botch it up like that. If you hear “good kick!” it means we’re all dealing with a moron over here on the sidelines. He played linebacker in high school. He thinks he’s being supportive. Sir, your son just kicked it the wrong way down the hill a nd now the ball is floating away in the creek. Like going to a swim meet and yelling “nice splash”. If you hear “come on let’s hustle!” it means you’re lollygagging around out there and there’s a 50/50 chance your dad is going to ice you out with the silent treatment on the drive home. If you hear “nice pass” it means you’re being acknowledged for not being a selfish ball hog prick. If you hear “pass the ball guys” it means someone is trying to shame the kid who just tried to clumsy dribble unsuccessfully through four defenders. If you hear “don’t give up” it mean s we can all see the defeat seared in your faces as you retrieve yet another ball from the back of the net, how you all just want it to be over so you can go home and play video games because it’s 11-0 and the other team...

Source: Buckeye Surgeon - January 7, 2024 Category: Surgery Authors: Jeffrey Parks MD FACS Source Type: blogs