Most memorable resident interview stories

This is a spin-off of the "most common interview mistakes" thread. I'm wondering what are people's most memorable and/or notorious stories from their time interviewing. This is obviously directed at the program side, not the applicant side. Most memorable personal statement: Guy training in a relatively rural med school opens his PS with something to the effect of "everyday I wake up, look outside my window at the vast tracts of farm land and formulate a plan to get the hell out of here"... Read more
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