Tease your brain with these eight fun riddles

__ Q: My first thought after congratulating myself on being so clever about something? A: “How can I have been so dumb about that for so long!” Q: Who is harder to forgive than anyone, for truly dumb behaviour? A:  Oneself Q: How can you tell that a man is sure he is respected, even revered, by his peers? A: When expressing himself, he always uses “We”, “You”, & “They” — rarely “I”! Q: Why did the café customer drop his sugar into the ashtray? A: Because earlier at breakfast he had spread butter on his trousers. Q: What is the surest way to avoid hurting people’s feelings? A:  Never stop lying to them. Q: He had fallen in love with her at first sight. Why did he leave her? A: Because first-sight’s greatest friends –second-sight and third-sight– were absent at the time. Q:  The best word to end this proverb with?  “Always bite the hand that feeds you ____ “ A:   “nothing” Q: Why is life perfect? A:  Because it’s there!   – Keith Perreur-Lloyd is an Anglo-French composer and musician currently living in Spain. You can learn more about his classical compositions here. To explore more fun brain teasers, puzzles and games: Train your brain to think outside the box with these fun riddles 25 fun Brain Teasers and Puzzles for teens and  adults of any age What are cognitive abilities and how to boost them?
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