140 Funny Quotes to Lighten Your Mood and Reduce Stress

Today I'd like to share a collection of funny quotes. Why? Because of the simple power of taking a laugh break. A laugh break is just 5-15 minutes when you watch, read or listen to something that makes you laugh. Like: One or a couple of Youtube-videos. Half an episode that one sit-com that makes you laugh the most. A comic strip on paper on online. An episode of a podcast or your favorite radio show. Or simply hanging out for a while with your funniest co-worker, friend or family member. But why take a laugh break? Because it’s – in my experience – one of the most reliable and quick-acting ways to relax, reduce stress and to find a lighter and more optimistic perspective on your day and life. So in this post I’d like to help out with that and simply share some of the funniest quotes of all time. I hope you’ll find something here that will help you to have a relaxing and recharging laugh break. Funny Quotes About Life “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” Jack Handey “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” Erma Bombeck “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” Steven Wright &...
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Source: Progress in Neuro Psychopharmacology and Biological Psychiatry - Category: Psychiatry Source Type: research
Authors: Corrà U, Piepoli M, Giordano A Abstract Exercise oscillatory ventilation (EOV) is an ominous sign in heart failure due to reduced left ventricular ejection fraction (HFrEF) whatever it is represented. But EOV is detected also in normal healthy individuals and in other cardiovascular disease (CVD) patients, however, its prevalence in these is not completed clear. The aim was to describe the occurrence of EOV in healthy subjects and the overall population all CVD patients who performing symptom limited cardiopulmonary exercise testing (CPET). Healthy subjects were divided in athletes and normal subjec...
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Publication date: Available online 1 April 2020Source: Food HydrocolloidsAuthor(s): Maoshen Chen, Liping Guo, John Nsor-Atindana, H. Douglas Goff, Wenxi Zhang, Fang Zhong
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DISCUSSION Telemedicine offers an innovative model for ensuring women's access to medical abortion services in rural areas of Australia and likely has similar applicability to international non-urban contexts. Strategies are needed to ensure women with lower literacy and less favourable situational contexts, can equitably access abortion services through telemedicine. PMID: 32223850 [PubMed - in process]
Source: Journal of Primary Health Care - Category: Primary Care Tags: J Prim Health Care Source Type: research
Authors: Keenan R, Chepulis L, Ly J, Carter S, Lao C, Asim M, Bhat A, Deo S, Lim KP, Mohammed R, Scarlet S, Lawrenson R Abstract INTRODUCTION Life expectancy in patients with schizophrenia is 15-20 years less than the general population. A dominant cause of morbidity and mortality in these patients is cardiovascular disease. Adverse consequences of modifiable cardiovascular risk factors can be reduced by regular monitoring of metabolic outcomes and intervention if required. AIM To evaluate the metabolic screening in primary care for patients with schizoaffective disorders managed in primary care. To show the useful...
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Exercise. Eat better. Sleep more. Don ’t worry about things you can’t control. Those are good tips anytime, but especially during a global pandemic, said Dr. Tyler Cooper, president and CEO of Cooper Aerobics and a Cooper Clinic physician. The Dallas institution is in its 50th year. It was founded in 1970 by Cooper’s dad, “Fat her of Aerobics” Kenneth H. Cooper, and has grown into a multi-specialty practice focused on preventive health care and backed by extensive research. In an interview…
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Publication date: April 2020Source: Saudi Journal of Biological Sciences, Volume 27, Issue 4Author(s): Muhammad Fazal Karim, Pengfei Hao, Nur Hazidah Binti Nordin, Chengwei Qiu, Muhammad Zeeshan, Alamgir Akhtar Khan, Feibo Wu, Imran Haider Shamsi
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Publication date: Available online 31 March 2020Source: Fish &Shellfish ImmunologyAuthor(s): Misbah Irm, Sehrish Taj, Min Jin, Hardy Joël Timothée Andriamialinirina, Cheng Xin, Qicun Zhou
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Source: Hellenic Journal of Nuclear Medicine - Category: Nuclear Medicine Tags: Hell J Nucl Med Source Type: research
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