Things That Look Like My Post-Baby Boobs

A few weeks ago, Kim Kardashian almost broke the Internet by showing the world all of her bits and pieces. There were nekkid booties everywhere. Right away the Internet channeled its snark into hilarious memes and hashtags including: "Things that look like Kim Kardashian's bum." In the meantime, a completely modest photo of me breastfeeding was reported on Facebook for being nudity... for the second time! Because the world makes sense. With Kim K's shiny, nekkid booty keeping the Internet abuzz whilst my own completely clothed breasts were creating Facebook controversy, I wondered what the Internet would come up with for a #ThingsThatLookLikeMyPostBabyBoobs hashtag about my tatas... Many years ago, while still full of life, my boobs raised eyebrows. Now they are flat like pancakes. (Keep a careful eye out for the puns. They're so subtle you might miss them. Kinda like my boobs. Ba-dum-ching!) If only they were still round like pancakes. I once was a tart with an ample rack of cupcakes, but carrying two babies past their due dates and nursing for three years was a recipe for boobs that resemble rolled-out bread dough. Formerly busting out of sweaters, my boobs have now burst like overfilled water balloons. Well, it was more like a slow leak, and I was left with drained, deflated balloon boobs. I've considered filling them with helium but I'm afraid they'll just sound funny. Tube socks. They look like flat tube socks. Ironically, they sag so low that soon enough...
Source: Healthy Living - The Huffington Post - Category: Consumer Health News Source Type: news