I love my green fairy

I LOVE MY GREEN FAIRYI use  to go to  Starbucks  and order a Venti triple expresso.  A new drink called Four Loko, has added some flavoring of taurine, guarine, wormwood (absinthe), and 6 packages of sugar.  It is topped off with 6 cans of compressed beer (12% alcohol)  and I now have a great college drink guaranteed to put me in LaLa land, or possibly the ER.  If I drank on an empty stomach, my  blood alcohol would read around 0.40 the low end, approaching death.  I can get all this for only $3 at any convenient store.  If I want to get a Four Loko  light, (9% alcohol), I order Joose, and if I want extra lite, Sparks is for me. I can just drink one, and quickly feel wasted,and don’t need any refills.  The nice thing is I am totallly stoned,but wide awake, and manage to somehow drive home. Interestingly,  they added wormwood to the beverage, in place of the usual hops I get in my beer.   The wormwood has absenthe,  called the Green fairy, which is used to flavor the beverage.  was abandoned in the US in 1912, but I’m glad the Green fairy is back. It has a very bitter taste but the fruity flavor with f a lot of sugar covers the bitterness up.  Normally it’s green in color, but the sugar turns that snowy white.  I hear it was used for putrefaction,  perhaps that’s why I no longer pass gas.   it was used in the past to lower fever and also as an aphrodisiac. &nbs...
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