SCANDAL in MARYLAND!! No More Decorative Medical Licenses?!

I just paid $800 for my initial license in the DPRM (Democratic People's Republic of Maryland). Instead of receiving the standard-for-decades, sealed, caligraphic wall license/certificate, I received the same type of license you see in elevators certifying their safety. Really?? For all my efforts, education, time, etc. (plus the $800...), and after decades if not close to a century of decorative certificates, they send me an elevator card?? I called up the MBP and apparently, they... SCANDAL in MARYLAND!! No More Decorative Medical Licenses?!
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