the cider house RULES!

...is a joke that has surely never been made before!(Sorry John Irving. Maybe if your books weren ' t so f.ing depressing people wouldn ' t need to make jokes about them to laugh through the pain. A Prayer for Owen Meany? More like A Prayer for Owen SADDIE, am I right?)(I ' ll...show myself out.)Anyway. Where was I? Oh right. Today we went apple picking, because it ' s fall and the weather is beautiful and there ' s no way you would know that Hurricaine Irma will be up in our zone by the day after tomorrow. (Though hopefully just a tropical storm by then. Floridian friends, stay safe.) My kids like to pick things (noses, fruit, and scabs, in that order), you know I have a thing about getting out of the house on the weekends, and going apple picking means a higher than average chance of getting to eat a fried apple pie, which was the best thing they had at McDonalds before they decided to change the recipe and ruined my entire life.(When I was about nine or ten, my family and I went to Paris, where I realized that McDonalds was still making their apple pies there in the old fashioned manner--that is to say, apples in a crust cooked directly in the deep fryer, served fresh.) And honest to god I think I ate a McDonalds apple pie there just about every single day of our trip. To Paris. F. off,galettes des pommes, I ' m eating this other, better thing right now.)The apple orchard we went to wasB. J. Reece Apple House, where we ' d gone apple picking last year. B. J. Reece is locat...
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