The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Summer vacation would probably be a little more relaxing if these kids were vacationing somewhere else.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 20, 2017 Before you have kids someone should be required to tell you how many hours of your life will be spent applying sunscreen.— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 17, 2017 Today is the longest day of the year or if you're a parent just like every day over summer until your kids go back to school.— The Unfit Father (@TheUnfitFather) June 21, 2017 I live in constant fear that my kids will grasp the concept of time at any moment. And all my parenting lies will be found out.— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) June 19, 2017 5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I'm on the computer* What game are you playing?Me: Pay the bills.5: Are you winning?Me: No.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 17, 2017 Currently in that phase of parenthood where I'm regularly jealous of my parents' weekend plans.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 22, 2017 Hi, I'm Mom. You might know me from such hits as, "We'll see," "DON'T TOUCH THE POOP," and "Are you god dam...
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