The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I haven't updated my wardrobe in a decade but I just bought clothes for my 5yo's doll. This is motherhood.— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 30, 2017 Now what?-Kids on the 4th day of summer break— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 2, 2017 As a parent, you learn to accept you can't run away from your problems. They will find you. And they will demand fruit snacks.— Life UnPinteresting (@LifeUnPinterest) May 30, 2017 Autocorrect changed my "congrats on the new baby" text from "new addition" to "new asshole" and, yeah, I chose not to change it back, OK?— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 1, 2017 The sound of my toddler snoring in my ear every night is my blessing and my curse.— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 1, 2017 I wish I'd known before I had a kid that 99 percent of parenting would be waiting in the car.— Sarah del Rio (@establish1975) May 31, 2017 As a parent, it's an amazing feeling knowing you can pass on the lifetime of knowledge that...hang on CHEW THAT BITE BEFORE YOU TAKE ANOTHER— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 30, 2017 Kids are cool because they&#...
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