The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! How to survive summer break? Easy. Don't pick your kids up on the last day of school.— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) May 18, 2017 Being a mom sometimes means that you need to hold Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber while he goes to poop.— O' live (@offbeatoliv) May 17, 2017 My 2-year-old called the vehicle for sick people a "wee woo truck" and now I don't even remember what the right name is anymore.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 17, 2017 "It's pretty neat how the laundry keeps washing and folding itself."-my family— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 17, 2017 Remove your kids' glitter from your clothes in 3 simple steps:1) Burn your clothes.2) Don't buy glitter, fool.3) Repeat steps 1 & 2.— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) May 16, 2017 The hardest part of parenting is sharing the chocolate chip cookies. And your heart walking around outside your body. But mainly cookies.— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) May 15, 2017 Actual footage of me making dinner for my kids pic.twitter.com/GDt3K9XeQd— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) May 18, 2017 I'm not saying...
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