23 Times Tina Fey Hilariously Summed Up Parenting

Tina Fey seems to know the highs and lows of parenting all too well.  The famous funny mom has two daughters, 11-year-old Alice and 5-year-old Penelope. Throughout her time as a parent, Fey has been very candid about her experience ― from the relatable motherhood passages in her best-selling book Bossypants to her countless hilarious interviews. In honor of her 47th birthday, we’ve rounded up her funniest and most spot-on quotes about parenting. Enjoy! 1. “Kids are definitely the boss of you. Anyone who will barge into the room while you are on the commode is the boss of you. And when you explain to them that you’re on the commode and that they should leave but they don’t? That’s a high-level boss.” 2. “I never get to go to movies, because I’m a mom.” 3. “You’re just like a human napkin for kids, like, they just wipe their face on you and stuff.” 4. “It’s so funny because they’re not strong enough to kill you. And they want to kill you so bad! They can’t kill you. Not yet. Try again in a couple years.” 5. “Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.” 6. “It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done — than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].” 7. “I had to ge...
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