47 Tweets From Parents That Sum Up The Nightmare Of Lice Outbreaks
There is perhaps nothing more fear-inducing for parents than receiving the dreaded “LICE” note from their kid’s school.
These notorious outbreaks have the power to make even the most level-headed parents want to burn all of their belongings and shave every family member’s head. Many moms and dads vent about their head lice anxieties on Twitter, and some manage to find humor in the bleakness.
We’ve rounded up 47 tweets about the nightmare that is a lice outbreak. Try not to scratch your head while reading.
Lice is the herpes of kindergarten.— Wonder Kitten (@Tw1tter_K1tten) December 31, 2014
One daughter has lice.While my kids slept, I filled 15 garbage bags with stuffed animals and hid them in the atticYour move, the Grinch.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 20, 2016
Lice are proof that God doesn't think having small children is it's own punishment.— Lea Grover (@bcmgsupermommy) October 9, 2014
*standing in front of smoldering remains of my house*Fireman: what happened, ma'am?Me: there's a head lice outbreak at my kid's school.— JuneBug (@jenyb4) January 13, 2016
Parenting tip: If your kid ever gets lice, make sure you send them to the local orphanage with the best YELP reviews.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 30, 2015
When considering the price of fighting a case of child head lice, don't forget to factor in the cost of the wine you need to get throug...
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