Post-Election Life Advice: Leave The Screen World

If I’ve learned anything since the election it’s this: human existence is split into the Real World and the Screen World.  The Real World is amazing! People eat together. They laugh with their mouths. Museums, books, hugs, sex, high-fives! It’s a wonderful place, if you get a chance to go. Bucket list! The Screen World, on the other hand, is horrible. We live in the Screen World through our laptops, phones, and the flat-screen TVs that line the walls of offices, apartments, bars, train stations, airports, cafes, gyms and more! We’re told to live in the Screen World because we have to be aware of The Thing that’s going to kill us tomorrow, possibly. Weird thing is, when you eject yourself from the Screen World, you’ll notice that the Real World hasn’t changed. My takeaway? If you leave the Screen World, life is worth living! Here, look! I’m enjoying real life. Whoops! Here’s me going to the Screen World! I’ll never escape this endless hell-scape! I must stop the bad people and the only way to do it is to donate to every charity. OK! I’ll do whatever it takes to stop the evil! How much money does it cost to stop the evil? $100 a month? $500 a month? Done! OK, so I’m currently donating all my income to 200 charities. Wait! Let’s leave the screen world and do a puzzle! Wow! Look at that! I did a puzzle! Took me a while, but it was satisfying and it challenged my brain. I feel fulfilled...
Source: Healthy Living - The Huffington Post - Category: Consumer Health News Source Type: news