Things you wish old people knew

I have been tasked with giving a talk to my Dad's old folks breakfast group in the morning. I figure I will mix HIPAA compliant funny stories with actual helpful hints for old people to know about the ED. I'm thinking about covering good chief complaints to come by ambulance vs POV, things that are OK for urgent care, etc. What do you guys wish old people knew about the ED?
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