Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! FYI: If there is something on the floor that can crumble into a million pieces, a toddler will step on it 1 second before you can get to it.— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 27, 2016 You don't know true love until you have kids.What? No! I was talking about loving sleep. What did you think I meant?— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 29, 2016 The point when my 6yos stop liking a cereal is directly correlated to when I buy a giant box of it at Costco.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 29, 2016 If you're wondering how awesome my summer break is going, my kid just found a harmonica.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 29, 2016 Ah. This sheet music must be for the parenting theme song. pic.twitter.com/Xf3jNmiBFN— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) June 27, 2016 This summer all I ask of my kids is that they brush their teeth before noon. Still don't know if it's gonna happen.— Stacey Gill (@OneFunnyMotha) June 28, 2016 My daughters took turns tracing each other over and over with chalk.Now it looks like 25 children were murdered in my driveway.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 29, 2016 ...
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